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Cavirfi
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Posts: 885
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cavirfi » Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:40 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Another II thing:
Full on 7 days to the Rhine scale war going on.
Rando II guy: "Ill send peacekeepers woot woot"

Like... what do they think they'll achieve?

To be fair, it's better to have some peacekeeping than no peacekeeping at all.
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Sophia in England
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 06, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sophia in England » Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:46 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Another II thing:
Full on 7 days to the Rhine scale war going on.
Rando II guy: "Ill send peacekeepers woot woot"

Like... what do they think they'll achieve?


Any amount of genuine peacekeeping is welcome, especially if they can take tasks like guard medical facilities, guide refugees, and make sure combatants follow humane treatment of prisoners and rules of war.
"We might not always be the main character in the wonderful play known as Earth, but we can always be the protagonists of our own lives. And that, for me, is more than fulfilling."
-Lady Sophia Anna Cecilia Emma Kensington, Countess of Cheshire, Inheritor of the Great Mission, and Protector of Swans
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Scenario: An international student with poetry to rival Shakespeare, a countess with an odd fondness for Victoria sponges, and a maths genius who can't do arithmetic walk into Cambridge University.
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New Anderia
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Oct 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby New Anderia » Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:04 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Another II thing:
Full on 7 days to the Rhine scale war going on.
Rando II guy: "Ill send peacekeepers woot woot"

Like... what do they think they'll achieve?

My question is, which of the major powers is going to be particularly inviting to foreign peacekeepers rolling into their battlespace? How are these peacekeepers being deployed, with or without support from either power?
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Anderia is a parody of my political views.
I don't use NS stats, though I try to keep them broadly reflective of my canon.

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Crysuko
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7142
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:19 am

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Another II thing:
Full on 7 days to the Rhine scale war going on.
Rando II guy: "Ill send peacekeepers woot woot"

Like... what do they think they'll achieve?

in my experience, those people sign up and either post just once or never at all. not sure why.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Syndicalist, vehement anti-fascist.
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Dayganistan
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Posts: 1453
Founded: May 02, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dayganistan » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:27 am

Crysuko wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Another II thing:
Full on 7 days to the Rhine scale war going on.
Rando II guy: "Ill send peacekeepers woot woot"

Like... what do they think they'll achieve?

in my experience, those people sign up and either post just once or never at all. not sure why.

They probably realize they can't do anything.
Republic of Dayganistan

A secular, Tajik dominated state in Central Asia which has experienced 40 years of democratic backsliding. NS stats are NOT used.

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Romextly
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Posts: 10079
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Romextly » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:29 am

Cliche: When users use the other nations stats, even though they told them to use their factbooks

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-Astoria-
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Posts: 3711
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:32 am

Romextly wrote:Cliche: When users use the other nations stats, even though they told them to use their factbooks

And when the former deliberately continues to keep using the latter's stats.


On something a little related - I dunno if this has been mentioned before, but - users describing doing <insert humorous thing here> to NS stats.
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Kiu Ghesik
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Posts: 9373
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:35 am

that's largely faded off, fortunately.
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Dayganistan
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Posts: 1453
Founded: May 02, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dayganistan » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:15 pm

*open II*
*see new "government persecutes [insert minority]" thread*

Come on guys, there's more to being evil than persecuting minorities.
Republic of Dayganistan

A secular, Tajik dominated state in Central Asia which has experienced 40 years of democratic backsliding. NS stats are NOT used.

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Crysuko
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Posts: 7142
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:28 pm

*Opens NationStates*

Region thread
News thread
Royal marriage thread
festival thread

awugh. I try and post an original idea and it dies inside of 2 days.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Syndicalist, vehement anti-fascist.
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Qhevak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Qhevak » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:19 pm

Forgot ten different meeting threads for the latest four letter alliances that are a hundred pages of onelineposting each.
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Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
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Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
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Dayganistan
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Posts: 1453
Founded: May 02, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dayganistan » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:21 pm

Qhevak wrote:Forgot ten different meeting threads for the latest four letter alliances that are a hundred pages of onelineposting each.

Why are there so many alliances that basically do the same thing? Do these alliances ever have wars with each other or what?
Republic of Dayganistan

A secular, Tajik dominated state in Central Asia which has experienced 40 years of democratic backsliding. NS stats are NOT used.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:21 pm

Qhevak wrote:Forgot ten different meeting threads for the latest four letter alliances that are a hundred pages of onelineposting each.

Yes.

That trend has mostly died out, though.
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Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:21 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Qhevak wrote:Forgot ten different meeting threads for the latest four letter alliances that are a hundred pages of onelineposting each.

Why are there so many alliances that basically do the same thing? Do these alliances ever have wars with each other or what?

As far as I know, no.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Khoronzon
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 186
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:34 pm

there's only one alliance that matters, you already know which one it is 8)
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Kiu Ghesik
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Posts: 9373
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:35 pm

one struggle, my brothers and sisters. one struggle.
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

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✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Sophia in England
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Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 06, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sophia in England » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:35 pm

Khoronzon wrote:there's only one alliance that matters, you already know which one it is 8)

My anti-corn alliance, obviously.
"We might not always be the main character in the wonderful play known as Earth, but we can always be the protagonists of our own lives. And that, for me, is more than fulfilling."
-Lady Sophia Anna Cecilia Emma Kensington, Countess of Cheshire, Inheritor of the Great Mission, and Protector of Swans
Sakuraverse Personality Quiz
Scenario: An international student with poetry to rival Shakespeare, a countess with an odd fondness for Victoria sponges, and a maths genius who can't do arithmetic walk into Cambridge University.
Sakura's dreams
IC Year is 32nd Year of the Reign of Queen Victoria (1868)
Sakuraverse Quiz result: Omiya Sakura

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The Restored Danelaw
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Posts: 782
Founded: Sep 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Restored Danelaw » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:35 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Qhevak wrote:Forgot ten different meeting threads for the latest four letter alliances that are a hundred pages of onelineposting each.

Why are there so many alliances that basically do the same thing? Do these alliances ever have wars with each other or what?

They used to? I think? It's not as common now though.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:37 pm

Khoronzon wrote:there's only one alliance that matters, you already know which one it is 8)

Hating Ohio with a burning passion (but not Ohioans)
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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The Saucer Pilots
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Posts: 79
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:37 pm

Sophia in England wrote:
Khoronzon wrote:there's only one alliance that matters, you already know which one it is 8)

My anti-corn alliance, obviously.


Tohorin will kill to oppose that...
The Great Air Domain: Uncle Sam's loving bully since 1947
The fairies and succubi of the past have returned to have fun observing the universe's best zoo, planet Earth.
Meet n' Greet / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Pew-Pew: Military / Weather Balloon: A Story / The Pilot-Buro

Q: "What inspired you to make this nation?"
A: "The answer is too crazy to sound true."

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Sophia in England
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Founded: Apr 06, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sophia in England » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:38 pm

The Saucer Pilots wrote:
Sophia in England wrote:My anti-corn alliance, obviously.


Tohorin will kill to oppose that...


I found Khrushchev in disguise.
"We might not always be the main character in the wonderful play known as Earth, but we can always be the protagonists of our own lives. And that, for me, is more than fulfilling."
-Lady Sophia Anna Cecilia Emma Kensington, Countess of Cheshire, Inheritor of the Great Mission, and Protector of Swans
Sakuraverse Personality Quiz
Scenario: An international student with poetry to rival Shakespeare, a countess with an odd fondness for Victoria sponges, and a maths genius who can't do arithmetic walk into Cambridge University.
Sakura's dreams
IC Year is 32nd Year of the Reign of Queen Victoria (1868)
Sakuraverse Quiz result: Omiya Sakura

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The Saucer Pilots
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Posts: 79
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:40 pm

Sophia in England wrote:
I found Khrushchev in disguise.


"Tohorin will bury you! And then we'll plant nitrogen-fixing legumes on the nearby soil..."
The Great Air Domain: Uncle Sam's loving bully since 1947
The fairies and succubi of the past have returned to have fun observing the universe's best zoo, planet Earth.
Meet n' Greet / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Pew-Pew: Military / Weather Balloon: A Story / The Pilot-Buro

Q: "What inspired you to make this nation?"
A: "The answer is too crazy to sound true."

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South Reinkalistan
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Posts: 1785
Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:40 pm

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THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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The Saucer Pilots
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Posts: 79
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:43 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:


Image
The Great Air Domain: Uncle Sam's loving bully since 1947
The fairies and succubi of the past have returned to have fun observing the universe's best zoo, planet Earth.
Meet n' Greet / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Pew-Pew: Military / Weather Balloon: A Story / The Pilot-Buro

Q: "What inspired you to make this nation?"
A: "The answer is too crazy to sound true."

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Kiu Ghesik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9373
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:44 pm

Khrushchev is the perfect man and no one can tell me otherwise
Brief
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Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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